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Aquarius Man : Common stereotype DJ, Class Clown The wild party boy with a clowny sense of humor. Extremely intelligent, but prone to laziness. Weed can cause academic letdowns.
Woman : Common stereotype Teacherâs pet, Class Scholar Ms. Graceful, long wonderful hair, smooth skin, well dressed and spoken but sometimes socially awkward. Typically a genius.
Aries Man : Common stereotype Jock, Gearhead That guy who talks to a crap ton of women and talks and talks and talks.
Woman : Common stereotype Ditsy Blonde, Whimsical hippie [but always strong willed] That peppy, spritey and cute girl who canât hold a grudge against anyone.
Cancer Man : Common stereotype Overdressed Gino, Carefree slacker That guy who looks vulnerable and is always trying to act cool. But when you catch him off guard he is goofy as hell.
Woman : Common stereotype Ms. Congeniality, Maneater The innocent and unassuming woman who comes off a little ditsy and tries to make everyone happy. Behind the scenes she is plotting her course for what she wants out of people.
Capricorn Man : Common stereotype Workaholic, Party animal The guy who is wild yet still manages to work and study hard
Woman : Common stereotype Overachiever, Slut The girl who talks smut and sex openly with a fun loving nature
Leo Man : Common stereotype Mr. Laid back, Bully The slow talking and jive walking fella. Heâs bossy and sometimes a bully but everyone excuses that because of how cool he is.
Woman : Common stereotype Child at heart, Ms. I donât give a ____ Her smile will melt your heart and her body will lift off your rocket. Charming and childlike. Also that girl who is storming out of the place after letting out a barrage of loud curses.
Libra Man : Common stereotype The Artist, Mr. Explainer That quiet guy who is always explaining something when he does talk. Very cool and laid back. [Oddly⦠all the strict homosexual men I know are Libran]
Woman : Common stereotype just like me, Blinded by love That sultry seductress who hides all her emotions speaks eloquently and has the world of problems and a therapy group for all her divorced husbands.
Pisces Man : Common stereotype Player, Goofball That guy who goes around hiding his emotions and trying to be hard. Overcompensating for his insecurities.
Woman : Common stereotype The kinky Librarian, Everyoneâs sweetheart The cute and ladylike woman who charms you with her angelic voice demeanor and when crossed she turns into the ice queen from hell and rips your now armorless hide to shreds.
Sagittarius Man : Common stereotype The panty conqueror, Mr. Fun The socially awkward cat who everyone loves to have around always looking for a good time and a good drink
Woman : Common stereotype The Free Spirit, Ms. Promiscuous That girl up there dancing on the pole/table smoking a cig with a bulls-eye tattoo on her lower back and piercings you wonât find out about till the time is right. Cursing loudly, cracking jokes with everyone and being very friendly.
Scorpio Man : Common stereotype Mr. Random, The Heart-breaker The guy other guys are jealous of. He always has the most beautiful girls and always has a trail of scornful exs soon after
Woman : Common stereotype Miss HBIC (Head cookiemonster in Charge), Gossip queen [Rachel McAdams was perfect in Mean Girls] The adorable and independent lady who likes to party and gossip. Turning heads everywhere she goes and trusting of few.
Taurus Man : Common stereotype A Manâs Man, Silky Smooth The nice guy who everyone looks up to because of his material achievements. He loves to romance and women want him for what he has to offer.
Woman : Common stereotype Ms. Mellow, Attention seeker Crazy chicks with a taste for fashion and sometimes attention. They want to be spoiled and would prefer to stay home a little more than they like to go out.
Virgo Man : Common stereotype Manjust like me, Mr. Perfect The smart *** who confuses and enthralls all he comes across. He ticks you off with his remarks but his intellect is such a turn on you canât help but be intrigued.
Woman : Common stereotype The cookie-monster you donât mess with, Ms. Hard to get Bubbly and caring, cute and reserved but will chop your head off the minute you overstep your bound
Found here:
http://www.astroknowlogy.com/questions/do-you-agree-with-these-zodiac-stereotypes
Answer
Um...you forgot Gemini. I feel so left out...
Wait, no I don't. What 17 year old made this up?
Um...you forgot Gemini. I feel so left out...
Wait, no I don't. What 17 year old made this up?
CAN A VIRGO ANSWER THIIS?
Amanda
Hi Everyone, I'm an Aquarius female (feb9) and I've been reading through all the posts about Virgos for weeks now and thought I'd join in and ask a few questions. I met a Virgo male about seven months ago (the first one in my life) and am finding it very difficult to get emotionally close to him, when I really want to. I feel as though I'm under a microscope in his presence and anything I say can, and has been used against me. He was the one to pursue me in the beginning and due to my fears of getting too clingy to a relationship, I gave him the impression I wasn't that interested in his presence.. For the first three months we were together all the time. He couldn't let me out of sight for hours, he would call & text me all day and would sleep over my house every night (mostly to cuddle). Then he went on a business trip & I went home.. we didn't see each other for a month so contact became strained. He did mention that he was scared of getting too distracted from work around me.. and now he has this habit of wanting to see me then distancing himself for a month or so, then will pop up like nothing happened and wants to see me again. I don't understand this and find it confusing..I've tried to make contact and ask him straight out what he wants, but he will laugh it off and tell me that "he fucks with me" and that "we are still cool." I told him to his face last month I really like him, He called me for a couple days then became distant again. Dont get Why he comes back?? :(
Answer
Mhmmmmmmmmmm....
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sure.
Virgos, as an Earth sign, are attracted to authentic, sensual, intellectually and (ahem) physically stimulating individuals that have the kind of fluidity that Virgos are known for (along with the other mutable signs) and are as idealistic as they are. Aquariuses are not so fluid and not so idealistic - Aquariuses are "futurists" and unconventional. Also, most, instead, have a chilling, offbeat personality and are rigid, stubborn, explosive, violent, and emotionally unintelligent - the guys can be impossibly annoying, daredevil, immature douches who like to think of themselves as the stereotypical 'bad boys' you'd find in highschool or college, and the women embrace their weirdness in order to feel special/different by changing the color of their hair every week or so or doing something to their bodies like adding a bunch of unnecessary, unattractive tattoos or piercings. In general, they are severely lacking in warmth - the kind of warmth that Virgos would easily find in sensual Tauruses or Cancers, or even Leos (the opposite sign of Aquarius and, quite frankly, the most well rounded zodiac sign.)
Whenever I think of Aquarius, I don't think of "water bearers" or "humanitarians."
I think of dry ice.
Literally.
Conclusion: Virgos are not compatible with Aquariuses.
Source:
- Virgo Sun
Mhmmmmmmmmmm....
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sure.
Virgos, as an Earth sign, are attracted to authentic, sensual, intellectually and (ahem) physically stimulating individuals that have the kind of fluidity that Virgos are known for (along with the other mutable signs) and are as idealistic as they are. Aquariuses are not so fluid and not so idealistic - Aquariuses are "futurists" and unconventional. Also, most, instead, have a chilling, offbeat personality and are rigid, stubborn, explosive, violent, and emotionally unintelligent - the guys can be impossibly annoying, daredevil, immature douches who like to think of themselves as the stereotypical 'bad boys' you'd find in highschool or college, and the women embrace their weirdness in order to feel special/different by changing the color of their hair every week or so or doing something to their bodies like adding a bunch of unnecessary, unattractive tattoos or piercings. In general, they are severely lacking in warmth - the kind of warmth that Virgos would easily find in sensual Tauruses or Cancers, or even Leos (the opposite sign of Aquarius and, quite frankly, the most well rounded zodiac sign.)
Whenever I think of Aquarius, I don't think of "water bearers" or "humanitarians."
I think of dry ice.
Literally.
Conclusion: Virgos are not compatible with Aquariuses.
Source:
- Virgo Sun
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